Monday, May 14, 2012

Weekend Indicators

2 times I cleaned up cat poop

4 strange bugbites that appeared on my legs

150 approximate number of floor tiles I scrubbed in my apartment, on hands and knees

6 people who showed up to our Saturday art class

25 cents spent on the bus

50 cents saved by walking instead of taking the bus

200 cents spent on fruit salad because we were so hot and thirsty from walking instead of taking the bus

3 approximate number of miles walked in one day in the equatorial heat

30 level of SPF I wore

5.5 approximate number of years until I get skin cancer

5 different types of cake I ate

4 meters of stuffing bought for this week's art class

8 billion times I thought about eating cake

7 people in my family on Skype at one time on Mother's Day

61 incriminating photos of my siblings posted to various places on the internet

[a quantity of times verging on innumerable] conversations about cake

1 times I stepped in dog poop


This has been Weekend Indicators with Jordan.  Indicative of what, we don't know. 
Tally 'em up, Tally-ho, and Until next weekend,
Jordan

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