Things To Do When Friends Come To Visit #2

Buy lots of tropical fruit, then eat it.

Step 1: Make friends with the vendor at the market. That way, when you pull your digital camera out in front of everyone, you will have someone to watch your back.

Step 2: Learn them fruits. Here, we have guava (Spanish: guayaba); guanábana; and chirimoya.

Step 3: Ingest. There are a few different options - subcategories, if you will - to this step:

Step 3, Option 1: Ingest raw.

Step 3, Option 2: Ingest in batido form. That means blended in a blender with milk and sugar. That means yum.

Step 3, Option 3: Ingest covered in chocolate.

Step 3, Option 4: Ingest in sangría. This is my favorite option.

The End.